Sunday, May 22, 2005

Adam Strange: Ass-Kicker

I had no idea Snark-Free had become embroiled in such highly sensitive political matters as the current armed action between Rann and Thanagar (I refuse to call it a "war" simply to please the liberal media).

I for one stand behind Brian in supporting Rann's actions against the ungrateful Thanagarians. I mean, really, are they NEVER satisfied? "You destroyed our planet, wah-wah-wah!" Geez, and I thought Batman obsessed over trivial events from the past.

Of course, I stand behind Rann for one reason: Adam Strange. The man is the epitome of kickass. Have you seen what he--? LOOK at him!

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That ray gun he's holding kicks ass! That rocket pack he's wearing kicks ass! That fin on his head is forgivable because his ray gun and his rocket pack kick ass!

Adam Strange is a thinking man's hero. What that means is he kicks ass in space. Look, here he is kicking ass on those aliens from "War of the Worlds".

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Could Tom Cruise do that? Nooooooo.

But Adam isn't merely a space hero, he's a super hero too. Here he is doing what Batman, despite his continued attempts, never could: kicking the Justice League's ass!

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Why? I don't know, who cares. He kicked their ass! OMAC that, Batman!

Sometimes, the desire in Adam to kick ass grows too strong to control. In the absence of any space threats, here is a rare example of Adam kicking his OWN ass! THAT is an ass-kicker!

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Here's Adam flying.

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He's not kicking anybody's ass yet, but rest assured: when he slips on that fin, SOMEbody, SOMEwhere, is oblivious to the fact that he's about to get his ass kicked!

So watch out, those of you who for whatever reason choose to follow Thanagar to its inevitable doom! When there's no more ass to kick in space, Adam Strange is coming for YOU!

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3 Comments:

Blogger Brian Cronin said...

Excellent reasoning, Sean.

You might want to use photobucket to reduce the size of the second photo, though.

Still, stick it to those Thanagar jerks!!

Rann rules, Thanagar drools!

5/22/2005 11:37 AM  
Blogger Joch said...

I agree with your choice regarding your support of Adam Strange... While promoting the strengths of Rann's heroes is admirable, I prefer to show how foolish the thanagarians would look like against stupid people in motorcycles
yup! foolish

5/24/2005 8:36 AM  
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