Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Top Five Comic Minions!

Without minions, the hero would always fight super villains, and they run out quick!

5. Hydra agents

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Their very SLOGAN tells us that they are disposable!

4. AIM agents

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They are smarter than the Hydra agents, but they have to wear goofy helmets. That keeps them further down the list.

3. Acolytes

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This group of minions once had COLOSSUS on their team! WOW!

2. Doom-bots

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These guys are so awesome that sometimes, people don't even know that they ARE Doom-bots!

Talk about a great minion!

1. Parademons

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No one, though, can hold a candle to Jack Kirby's perfect minions - Darkseid's Parademons!!!

They are super tough AND they are basically mindless! What better minion can an evil guy have?

Anyone disagree?

3 Comments:

Blogger Bill Reed said...

The Acolytes suck. It's the Mindless Ones, baby!

Or Kobra's dudes.

9/28/2005 7:49 PM  
Blogger MarkAndrew said...

Parademons are a good choice, but I'd probably stick the Hand at Number one.

10/02/2005 1:38 AM  
Blogger ElGrande said...

Ever read FURY?

Awesome book.

"SHIELD is totally corrupt. You are a farce."

"That may be true. But at least I never had to dress up like a &@#$ sucker."

"Oh God."

"All hail HYDRA!"

"Yes, yes. I know."

"Cut of one limb and two will take its place."

"I KNOW! You got all the cool gadgets and uniforms, but don't you remember Nick? How awesome it used to be?"

I mention it, because the scene where Fury disses HYDRA is awesome.

10/22/2005 1:25 AM  

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