Reclaiming the Biff Bam Pow
posted by Brian Cronin at 11:34 PM
Hmmm. Kang. He's not as crazy as Doom, plus he will have food from all human history. Also, he likes his alcohol.
I think Kang can also eat through his mask, which would make him less moody and irritable at a barbeque than Doom.
Totally Kang. Doctor Doom is too unpredicatable, you just don't know how he'll react; God forbid it start raining.Kang, especially early Kang by Lee & Kirby, seemed more a man of the world, someone who enjoys a good time (he went to ancient Egypt because he was bored). Besides, if he gets liquored up just enough he might decide to take everyone out for a ride in the time machine and we'd get a chance to know the truth about Jesus, Pearl Harbor, and the grassy knoll.
Doom's barbeque would have that creepy, "Enjoy, for I command it," thing going, and weird Latverian peasant food. Goat, if you're lucky. Kang would stack his guest list with Marie Antoinette, Cleopatra, and young Elizabeth Taylor. Definitely Kang.
I like that this is the one challenge Doom is getting a thumping at...hehe.
Kang. You'd be sitting there talking to Doom, but really it's a Doombot, and the real Doom is in another room mackin' on your date.
I feel that it would be far worse if you were speaking with the real Doom, while the robot seduced your date.
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