Reclaiming the Biff Bam Pow
posted by Brian Cronin at 10:14 PM
Thanos. Easy.Cat precariously balanced on lap. Holding him with one hand, hunt and pecking with the other. cat occ. hits space-bar with pasw. exc use typos.Thanos is all bout getting grls. U learn m2 dance 2 get chix. Thanos, the love-sick puppy, beats DS the destroyer, who promptl y kills hin.
But Thanos has really huge feet. Wouldn't that be a disadvantage?
They both have really big feet, don't they?I think markandrew has the best point. Thanos is trying to impress somebody (mind you, Death likely doesn't care too much about DDR). Darkseid probably wouldn't be interested in DDR unless someone told him it held the secret to Anti-life. Even then, he'd probably get one of his lackeys to check it out for him. I suspect Glorious Godfrey is probably pretty good at the DDR.
Thanos has that self-defeating personality problem. That'll kill you at DDR. He'll start skipping steps that he doesn't think he can hit, confident that he can make up the difference, and in the end it just won't happen. It'll be like "Casey at the Bat" (if Casey loved dance music and worshipped death).
It depends on whether or not Thanos has the Infinity Gauntlet. After all, if he's got the Soul Gem, then there's not much contest, is there?Unless Darkseid has Morrison's Motherboxxx, then it might be more even.
No Infinity Gauntlet!
Thanos is built like a more stocky version of the Thing. I'd be surprised if he could even sit in a chair with legs like that, much less dance.Darkseid is big and stony, but at least he's taller than he is wide. I think there's no contest.Really Thanos should be competing against Kalibak. They'd be a pretty even match.
If Thanos ain't got no soul, then I've got to give it to Darkseid. He could probably use his Omega Vision to hit each arrow perfectly, or something. That Omega vision seems to fit just about any task, after all.
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